My dog Bruno wants me to order the Snuggie, but I'm waaay to drunk to call. Do you have a pretty wrist?

The Snuggie is the bomb... I saw this commercial for it the other day with Montel Williams and his pretty wrists and he was all like.... "I called the owner of the company and they decided to change the name of it to the TOASTY WRAP".... So I was all like I need to get one because The Snuggie sounded retarded, but now.... WOW! THE TOASTY WRAP.... I gotta have one! Then just as I was picking up the phone Rich Uncle Pennybags (You know.... The Monopoly Man) walked in my tent and slapped me in the face with a bag of macaroni... I then lunged at him but he's to quick. He jumped in his 1920's car and sped off with Rachael Ray in the penger seat and ped "GO" before I knew it